Texting your ex is guaranteed to be a very bad time. Nothing good can actually come from rekindling your relationsip with a person that made you miserable for 4 months.

Thankfully, Instagram account textsfromyourex can serve as a cautionary tale about what happens when you're up too late, have had a little too much to drink, and decide to text Chad even though you broke up 2 years ago. 

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Suuuuuuuuure he did. Suuuuuure

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2.

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY!

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3.

Ummm. Yep.

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4.

👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼

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5.

Yes. Yes you did deserve that

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6.

So you're saying there's a chance

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7.

Sorry I am super duper not into this thirsty ass bulllllllshit

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8.

😵

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9.

offering to pay for a dating site for your ex is 100 percent savage

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10.

Always take it a step further

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11.

Time to vomit 🤢

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12.

When it's just too embarrassing to be a part of anymore

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13.

*watches Blackfish once*

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14.

This is 🔥

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15.

It's a no from me

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