Some of these insane facts are gonna stick with you for life, guaranteed.

1. Well that's just shitty luck.

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2. $9.80 to write a classic.

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3. That person must feel horrible. But then again, 2 pizzas. Pizza is good.

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4. Mmm, tasty myoglobin.

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5. Iiiiinteresting.

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6. Damn. I'm gonna pretend that's the reason I've never gone on a cruise.

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7. But did they always have that notable tennis ball smell?

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8. Their nightmares afterwards were not 'pretend.'

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9. Random inventions run in the family.

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10. WHAT.

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11. Of course researchers were getting high in the 60s.

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