1. If The Exorcist Actually Made Sense
  2. Father Merrin walks out of Reagan's bedroom wiping green slime off his face with a handkerchief.
  3. Mrs. MacNeil

    Oh, how is she, Father?

  4. Father Merrin

    Ma'am your daughter...

  5. Mrs. MacNeil

    Oh no. I know my daughter, Father Merrin and that thing in there is not my daughter.

  6. Father Merrin

    Mrs. MacNeil, I believe you're right. After a couple of tests, I've come to the conclusion that Reagan is being possessed by the devil himself.

  7. Mrs. MacNeil

    Oh...oh my God.

  8. Mrs. MacNeil breaks down in tears. Father Merrin comforts her.
  9. Mrs. MacNeil

    So...so what are you going to do?

  10. Father Merrin

    What do you mean?

  11. Mrs. MacNeil

    For my daughter, Father. What are you going to do free her from this?

  12. Father Merrin

    OH...Yeah, no. I'm not going to do anything. Have a good one!

  13. Father Merrin goes to leave but Mrs. MacNeil grabs his arm before he can fully exit.
  14. Mrs. MacNeil

    What are you talking about? You just told me that the DEVIL is in that bedroom!

  15. Father Merrin

    I know! Isn't it great?

  16. Mrs. MacNeil

    Great!?!? Father, how can you say that?

  17. Father Merrin

    Mrs. MacNeil do you know who the devil is? Do you know what he does? Now we have him trapped in a little girl's bedroom and you want me to cast him out? ARE YOU INSANE?!?!?!?

  18. Mrs. MacNeil

    Father, he's torturing my daughter. He's bruising her body and twisting her head and...well, let's not even talk about that thing with the crucifix.

  19. Father Merrin

    Okay, I admit that...wasn't great. But you know what else isn't great? Rapists. Serial killers. Dictators. Mrs. MacNeil, the creature that's possessing your daughter is responsible for literally every bad thing on earth. As far as I'm concerned, if he's keeping himself  busy tormenting a random little girl, he won't have the time to commit much, MUCH bigger atrocities.

  20. Mrs. MacNeil

    So, what? You're just not gonna help me?

  21. Father Merrin

    I'm sorry, Mrs. MacNeil. I'm afraid you're gonna have to take one for the team on this one..

  22. Mrs. MacNeil

    I don't understand. What am I supposed to do now?

  23. Father Merrin

    I guess you just gotta learn to live with it.

  24. Father Merrin exits. Mrs. MacNeil yells after him. As he does, the devil comes out in Reagan's scarred body looking extremely distraught.
  25. Devil

    Hey! Whoa! Where are you going? Don't you know how this works....And he's gone. Welp! I've really screwed myself over this time. Guess I better go get some cool clothes that fit a little girl. Looks like I'm gonna be here for a while.