Ambien isĀ designed to help people sleep better, but if you don't fall asleep, you run the risk of awaking the Ambien Walrus. The Ambien Walrus makes you do very dumb, very insane things that you will not remember the next morning. Don't believe me? Check out these 11 instances below.

1. Good job, Ambien self! But also, fuck. Good luck finding those keys.

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-Classy-As-Fuck-

2. This person took Ambien and woke up to this note they have no recollection writing. Don't forget the pubes!

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hologramkitten

3. This was sent to his entire company. It started off coherent, at least...

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PuddleOfRudd

4. I mean, they're technically words and sentences. Figuring them out is a whole 'nother thing.

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RedditBlob

5. "I'm investigation"

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Asiif_

6. This person screwed a cookie to their table on Ambien, because why not?

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aaerobrake

7. Elon Musk is playing a dangerous game.

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drinkthatkoolaid

8. This person took an Ambien and must've gotten hungry/forgotten how to open a Ziploc bag at some point in the night.

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ChaseMFH

9. This person does not even own an Xbox. Ambien you does whatever the fuck it wants.

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cool-rat

10. Deep Ambien thoughts.

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GroovyEFS

11. Just a typical Ambien note to find in the morning. No need to be alarmed.

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ajscraw

12. Purple, fight fair or don't fight at all.

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ahumandisaster