Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
10 BS Stories That Sit on a Throne of LIES
October 23, 2017
How anyone thinks they can actually get away with these stories is beyond us. It's 2017 people, we know when you're lying on the internet!
The saddest part, though, is even in these bullshitter's wildest imaginations, their lives are still just absolutely average.
1. God, I hate when this happens.
2. Softcore Shakespeare in high school.
3. Can I shine your shoes and bite your ass?
4. They got a 100% on the BS test.
5. They went on to form The Jackson 5.
6. Can't get no respect.
7. "Excuse me miss, can you move you're blocking the sidewalk"
"OMG NO I'M NOT ON TV, LOL"
8. His 7-year-old cousin is actually an archdiocese.
9. Son, I demand you run with this stranger!
10. Young love blooms from Guitar Hero.
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.