Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
12 Ass Hats Who Are Trying WAY Too Hard to Sound Smart
October 27, 2017
Ugh, we get it, you're really smart because you know how to look up synonyms on google.
Here's the thing though: anyone can go to dictionary.com and find a fancy way for saying "I am philsopher look at me babble.
What we're saying is: you're grandiloquent rants are just as shitty as you are.
1. Come at me, bro.
2. I don't understand how people don't eat their pets.
3. Love is a drug!
4. Feed me braaaaaaiiiins.
5. Life is like a waiting room you can read magazines or, uh, write your own magazine.
6. Please invite me to your parties!
7. "Mark your pants are on backwards again." "Wow Einstein did that!"
8. You existence alone is the most annoying thing we've ever encountered.
9. Oh NO! FEMINISM!!
10. In other words: don't talk to me.
11. You're a childish buffoon, good sir!
12. Come here, Phospholamban! Good boy!
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.