Ugh, we get it, you're really smart because you know how to look up synonyms on google.

Here's the thing though: anyone can go to dictionary.com and find a fancy way for saying "I am philsopher look at me babble. 

What we're saying is: you're grandiloquent rants are just as shitty as you are. 

1. Come at me, bro. 

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2. I don't understand how people don't eat their pets.

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3. Love is a drug!

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4. Feed me braaaaaaiiiins.

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5. Life is like a waiting room you can read magazines or, uh, write your own magazine.

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6. Please invite me to your parties!

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7. "Mark your pants are on backwards again." "Wow Einstein did that!"

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8. You existence alone is the most annoying thing we've ever encountered. 

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9. Oh NO! FEMINISM!!

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10. In other words: don't talk to me. 

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11. You're a childish buffoon, good sir!

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12. Come here, Phospholamban! Good boy!

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