1. I believe you mean gum or chocolate?

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2. It's one of the ones with a chip, you gotta insert the chip

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3. When it turns blue as the Rockies, that's when you know it's Michael

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4. Who did this

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5. Automatic

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6. Not for long. I'm proficient in Bird Law and will be suing this bird for all it's worth

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7.

Look at me like that again, I'll fart right into you no hesitation 

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8. But moooooooom Kanye's doing it!

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9. You're in too deep now bub

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10. Observe, my finest china

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11. Getoutgetoutgogogogo

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12. And finally this one goes out to all you rich fucks out there

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