If you're going to pretend that a text you sent was an accident, then don't be surprised when people call you out on your pathetic excuse.
There's no way your phone sent me a perfectly angled picture of your shlong, this thing contains a goddamn perfect ratio for heck's sake.
1. Is your new puppy's name Dick?
2. Ugh, I meant to send you my OTHER wang photo.
3. Too bad you can't enlarge it in real life :-/
4. Wasn't me it was my very horny friend.
5. Sorry, didn't mean to send you just a throbbing hard on.
6. I said it wasn't for you!
7. When your nudes are next to your family photos.
8. This is a totally reasonable explanation.
9. I was TRYING to show you my shaving cream and my dick popped out.
10. SO embarrassing.
11. I'll take NOPE for 1,000, Trebek.
We like you. Do you like us too?