Some porns strive for more than simply satisfying our carnal desires. Some aim high, higher than they have any right to, and for that - they deserve our appreciation. 

So thank you porn intros, for daring to be more than what people expect. Keep shooting for the stars, and missing big time.

1. Let's just get the undisputed King of Porn Intros out of the way. We all know it, and must respect it.

2. You can't not like how dumb this guy is

3. Why does this always happen to me during sex??

4. The video you have to watch? Lemon Stealing Whores.

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5. This porn's budget has no problem flexing on you

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6. The eternal dilemmna of man

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7. "....yeah alright."

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8. Ah, so we are. Well let's get to the fucking I suppose.

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9. John Wick 3 looks really good

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10. How about local? Free-range?

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11. At least he died doing what he loved

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12. NO! It's BlockBLISTER!

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