Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, and that somebody was Smash Mouth. Ever since these wise words were shrieked into my little boy ears I have made it my life's purpose to spread this message far and wide. As did these 13 people, whose stirring renditions of All Star belong in a museum.

For the love of God, do not watch these all. But whichever speaks to you as you scroll down, let it into your life and shine on.

1. All Star but it's played on two calculators

2. All Star but it's played on the sharpest tool in my shed

3. All Star but the melody is digitally remastered to be 200% more depressing

4. Allstar but it's Frozen

5. All star but it's played on an old samsung phone

6. All Star but it's played on a 3D printer

7. All Star but it's a Bach Chorale

8. Patting mayonnaise to the beat of All Star

9. All star but all the words at the same time

10. "All Star" but it's Game of Thrones

11. SMASH MOUTH - ALL STAR BUT IT'S 1 BEAT OFF

12. "All Star" but it's High School Musical

13. And finally, All Star But It's Beethoven's 5th Symphony in C Minor