Open up that brain cuz we've got some thought-provoking tidbits coming your way.

1. The best things in life are nothing.

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2. I 83% love my work.

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3. Damn, I'm gonna ask for a rent reduction.

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4. Spiders, please don't start doing this.

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5. I feel like this is a personal attack against me and my Lucky Charms.

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6. Quick, Batman -- to the Batmobile! But also buy a refreshing Coke on the way!

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7. I (oh-say-can-you) see what you did there.

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8. Well, and 'Click it or die' sounds like a threat.

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9. Absolutely.

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10. Unless you turned out like a random uggo.

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11. What will 2018 hold?

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12. I have Wednesday open. Let the breakdown commence.

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