Being a creep on the internet is a common occurance, but these people wanted to take it up a notch with their interesting choice in roleplay. 

We're pretty sure that mimicking an in-person interaction by using *asterisks* to depict what you'd be doing IRL is not the sexiest way to flirt with somone. Especially when it goes a little something like this: 

*Smells your hair and grins, tips fedora like a le gentleman*.

The only real response to any of these scenarios is *cringe*. 

1. Uh, yeah please don't do that. 

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2. The end times are opon us.

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3. Please get out of my lap, strange adult man. 

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4. Howdy *shoots self in face*

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5. *audibly gags*

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6. Good thing I put out the mouse traps. 

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7. You missed the mark entirely. 

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8. I'm not dead, I just wish I was. 

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9. Don't tickle me ever in any circumstance. 

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10. *Hexes you for life*

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11. Oh, oh no thank you to all of that. 

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12. Cool, so the cops are on their way. 

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13. Wow, so interesting. 

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14. Maybe you should just stay in the shadows, my dude. 

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