12 Totally SFW Pictures That Look Like Internet Porn

Sometimes we see what our hearts want us to see, and usually that's dicks.

Hey, the heart wants what the heart wants, so if you're gonna scold us for saying that Cheeto is a perfectly sculpted dong, well, we encourage you to take a closer look. 

Now get ready to be aroused, kind of, we guess?

1. Is your daddy a butcher because you've got some juicy hams.

via OnePunkArmy

2. Spank my naughty mater. 

via kingeryck

3. E.T. phone sexline. 

via onsizzle

4. One day they'll become real butts.  

via ZadocPaet

5. I bet that eye is brown. 

via Twizzler26

6. A throbbing, sweet p...otato. 

via Cantbelosingmyjob

7. Check out these little booberries. 

via KevlarYarmulke

8. Time to go to bed ;)

via ZadocPaet

9. Now that's what you call a cock ring. 

via lepizao

10. I like pear butts and I cannot lie. 

via JcakSnigelton

11. Industrial porn. 

via knowyourmeme

12. It's just a water stain on the ceiling, grow up!

via ZadocPaet