Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
12 Totally SFW Pictures That Look Like Internet Porn
November 7, 2017
Sometimes we see what our hearts want us to see, and usually that's dicks.
Hey, the heart wants what the heart wants, so if you're gonna scold us for saying that Cheeto is a perfectly sculpted dong, well, we encourage you to take a closer look.
Now get ready to be aroused, kind of, we guess?
1. Is your daddy a butcher because you've got some juicy hams.
2. Spank my naughty mater.
3. E.T. phone sexline.
4. One day they'll become real butts.
5. I bet that eye is brown.
6. A throbbing, sweet p...otato.
7. Check out these little booberries.
8. Time to go to bed ;)
9. Now that's what you call a cock ring.
10. I like pear butts and I cannot lie.
11. Industrial porn.
12. It's just a water stain on the ceiling, grow up!
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.