"I'm a nice guy!" You know, you keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means. 

You see, if you were so nice, then you wouldn't have to constantly defend your niceness.

So, to be clear, you're kind of an asshole who thinks complimenting someone means you're owed one ticket to pound town. 

1. I asked you POLITELY to gargle my balls. 

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2. Don't worry, we won't come to you, period. 

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3. Ugh, SO TRUE, women LOVE being abused!

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4. I'd rather meet a tool any day of the week. 

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5. I'm a nice leather daddy. 

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6. Watch out, Alpha dog coming through!

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7. I tell you you're beautiful because I am a fucking godsend. 

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8. Nice guy fanfic is boring. 

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9. She def. wasn't referring to your annoying messages. 

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10. No wonder a fucking decent fucking guy like me doesn't like you. 

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11. All I want is for you me to be happy!

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