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We at CollegeHumor would like to congratulate musician Blake Shelton on being named People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive! After all, 2017 has been a dark and confusing year, so our idea of what's considered "sexy" should similarly be warped. See, Blake Shelton isn't your average "sexy" man - he's a little older, he's not in the best shape, he's not particularly handsome...well, okay, maybe he isn't that sexy at all? Let alone literally the sexiest man alive on the planet right now? HAS ANYONE TOLD PEOPLE MAGAZINE THAT IDRIS ELBA EXISTS?!

Anyways, people are roasting this whole thing pretty hard - but don't feel too bad for Blake Shelton, since he is still a millionaire TV star who's dating Gwen Stefani. He's gonna be okay.


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Yep - sorry Blake, but you just can't hold a candle to the TRUE SEXY STUDS of history, like 1989's Sean Connery:

Brutal Roasts of 2017's Sexiest Man Alive, Blake Shelton