It's one thing to fully accept yourself and acknowledge you're a good person worthy of love.

It's a whole other thing to talk about how you're god's gift to the world because one time you didn't spit on a homeless person. 

So, maybe next time you think about telling everyonbe about your "good deeds" because you need the attention, remember: you look like a jerkoff. 

1. The only difference between Ryan and the rest of us is that we all don't want to be around Ryan.

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2. Being #1 best boy is hard!

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3. He's fostered five dogs, for christ sake!

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4. You see, her cons are actually pros.

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5. When you don't know if you love the smell of your own farts and it turns out you love the smell of your own farts!

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6. I'm not an actor, akward!!

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7. TFW you verbally destroy your father.  

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8. I feel like I'm the best person who has ever existed. 

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9. Sure, I'm flawless!

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10. TOO MANY OPPORTUNITIES GOD FORGIVE ME

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11. I need a mechanic because I'M SUCH A GOOD FUCKING PERSON.

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12. Buys two NAME BRAND bottles of water for homeless woman, still keeps one. 

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