We all know that Santa makes a list and checks it AT LEAST twice to find out if we've been naughty or nice, so you have to be on your best behavior. 

Unfortunately, these "nice" guys aren't making the good boy column this year due to their unbearably creepy DMs and texts, and we can't say we're all that surprised. 

Happy holiday, creeps!

1. If it gets me away from you, then lock me the fuuuuck up. 

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2. *rolls away* 

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3. Aaaaand now I'm celibate. 

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4. The only correct response. 

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5. Please don't touch my hair. 

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6. WOW, it was just a QUESTION.

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7. Sorry, don't like rollercoasters. 

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8. 0-100 in less than a minute. 

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9. You're not even the real Santa you don't even have a beard!

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10. What? I thought you love home movies!

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11. Not anymore. 

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