1. WOAH never thought of the concept of marriage as a trap before. Really makes you think

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2. And sometimes we need to be put in the freezer so that our shine stays for longer even though it gets much duller

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3. Can't wait to use this fuck ass dollar on a vending machine so no one ever has to see it again

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4. YEAHHHH I'M CENTRIST RICK

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5. I can't see my fucking face because this paper is in the way

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6. Time to hang out with my twenty closest friends and look at tit pics on the Internet together

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7. Yeah suck it, religion

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8. I always make sure to form my worldview from posts from the 'Sarcasm' Facebook group

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9. And my monster is gonna bust loose cuz I removed a couple of ribs so that I could suck my own dick

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10. I don't get it what is "s bren, s beve" supposed to mean

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11. Because funeral directors will for some reason pose the bodies

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