Get these folks to a lab, stat with wheelbarrows full of cash. There's no telling the advances society could make if they were given the proper resources.
1. Now get a big ass ladder for the high dive
2. Shotout to big piece of string
3. Fuck the haters. Keep drinking brother
4. IMPORTANT: Now you don't have to do the awkward thumbs up when the barber holds the mirror behind your head and asks what you think
5. Lazy mann + good boy = scientific innovation
6. And now you get to rock those cool goggle imprint marks as well
7. Who needs a riding mower when you can
8. Streamlines all the chit chat so there's more time for eating
9. If your razor handle breaks, don't buy a new one. YOU KNOW HOW MUCH RAZORS COST?!?
10. Shine on, Justin. You crazy sonofabitch
11. Hmmm ok maybe don't give this guy money tho
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