Get these folks to a lab, stat with wheelbarrows full of cash. There's no telling the advances society could make if they were given the proper resources.

1. Now get a big ass ladder for the high dive

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2. Shotout to big piece of string

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3. Fuck the haters. Keep drinking brother

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4. IMPORTANT: Now you don't have to do the awkward thumbs up when the barber holds the mirror behind your head and asks what you think

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5. Lazy mann + good boy = scientific innovation

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6. And now you get to rock those cool goggle imprint marks as well

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7. Who needs a riding mower when you can

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8. Streamlines all the chit chat so there's more time for eating

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9. If your razor handle breaks, don't buy a new one. YOU KNOW HOW MUCH RAZORS COST?!? 

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10. Shine on, Justin. You crazy sonofabitch

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11. Hmmm ok maybe don't give this guy money tho

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