Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
11 Modern Day Geniuses Who Deserve Grant Money
December 8, 2017
Get these folks to a lab, stat with wheelbarrows full of cash. There's no telling the advances society could make if they were given the proper resources.
1. Now get a big ass ladder for the high dive
2. Shotout to big piece of string
3. Fuck the haters. Keep drinking brother
4. IMPORTANT: Now you don't have to do the awkward thumbs up when the barber holds the mirror behind your head and asks what you think
5. Lazy mann + good boy = scientific innovation
6. And now you get to rock those cool goggle imprint marks as well
7. Who needs a riding mower when you can
8. Streamlines all the chit chat so there's more time for eating
9. If your razor handle breaks, don't buy a new one. YOU KNOW HOW MUCH RAZORS COST?!?
10. Shine on, Justin. You crazy sonofabitch
11. Hmmm ok maybe don't give this guy money tho
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.