It's hard to perfect a pick-up line in one go, but these people delivered it so smoothly that the recipient's melted like butter. 

If you've ever wondered to youself "is there such a thing as the flawless opening liner" then look no further, because *mwah* these are pure perfection. 

1. Things to do on vacation: 

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via aash25dec

2. Nothing sexier than low self-esteem: 

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via Kellenjk

3. An anti-joke is great for a pro-date. 

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4. Word problems solve problems. 

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via jrdr21

5. I said your best joke, not the most tragic story I've ever heard. 

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via DudeyMcSean

6. A way to a woman's heart is through a pun. 

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via shmate4L

7. Someone's hungry for pie. 

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via weinerjuice

8. Classic Clippy. 

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via Force_burgers

9. Can I see your black hole?

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via slinkingsloth69

10. Who said bankers are boring?

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via hey_its_me_john

11. I love dew. 

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via dancorleone88