1. Tfw Santa wants to be on the naughty list with you

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2. Come down my chimney, Daddy December

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3. This is my celebrity doppleganger, so I take it I am now hot

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4. Fire up the deviantart machine

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5. Cookies n shit, that's what Santa likes

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6. (incredible Richard Nixon impression) I am not a reindeer

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7. Let us drink the nogged eggs

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8. Yes, please just have some eggnog and wear this fun sweater

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9. They didn't just put themselves there, folks

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10. Naked Santa, no. Naked Daddy December, yes please.

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11. Always important things are the shape they should beĀ 

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12. We have been stealing his shit for centuries

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13. Yes. Dunkstein smart.

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14. He's only a kid you say? Time to fucking steal that shit from him

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