1. Tfw Santa wants to be on the naughty list with you
2. Come down my chimney, Daddy December
3. This is my celebrity doppleganger, so I take it I am now hot
4. Fire up the deviantart machine
5. Cookies n shit, that's what Santa likes
6. (incredible Richard Nixon impression) I am not a reindeer
7. Let us drink the nogged eggs
8. Yes, please just have some eggnog and wear this fun sweater
9. They didn't just put themselves there, folks
10. Naked Santa, no. Naked Daddy December, yes please.
11. Always important things are the shape they should be
12. We have been stealing his shit for centuries
13. Yes. Dunkstein smart.
14. He's only a kid you say? Time to fucking steal that shit from him
We like you. Do you like us too?