1. What's two inches amongst Tinder swipes?

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2. Good dog sold separately 

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3. Or do you photoshop because your dick is small

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4. This tells you a lot: Dale is strong as shit, and he can afford a fuckload of milk

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5. Time for the doctor to make a house call

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6. Wesley I tip my bucket hat to you

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7. Don't worry babe, he whispers, Nationwide is on my side

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8. Soundcloud gets a bump, and so does your oily frame. Two birds, one stone

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9. These publications used to have journalistic integrity. Now they'll write stories on any old thing

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10. If Grandma can't hug 'em, than nobody can

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11. That's the Animal Shelter alright. I mean, look at the sign

Tinder Bros Who Know How to Sell Themselves

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