1. What's two inches amongst Tinder swipes?
2. Good dog sold separately
3. Or do you photoshop because your dick is small
4. This tells you a lot: Dale is strong as shit, and he can afford a fuckload of milk
5. Time for the doctor to make a house call
6. Wesley I tip my bucket hat to you
7. Don't worry babe, he whispers, Nationwide is on my side
8. Soundcloud gets a bump, and so does your oily frame. Two birds, one stone
9. These publications used to have journalistic integrity. Now they'll write stories on any old thing
10. If Grandma can't hug 'em, than nobody can
11. That's the Animal Shelter alright. I mean, look at the sign
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