The new year is usually about leaving the past in the past, moving on with your life and all that self-improvement shit.
But we're here to ruin all of that for you because can we really move into 2018 without a buttload of offensive imagery or your eyes and soul?
The answer is we probably can, but here we are! Happy New Year!
1. TAKE THAT ATHEISTS.
3. I think the important question here is what kind of bread?
4. Now you can eat anything without worrying about a tummy ache!
5. Fatherly love.
6. Mom's spageggi
9. Le married XD
10. What we can only dream will be our New Years Eve kiss:
We like you. Do you like us too?