The new year is usually about leaving the past in the past, moving on with your life and all that self-improvement shit.

But we're here to ruin all of that for you because can we really move into 2018 without a buttload of offensive imagery or your eyes and soul?

The answer is we probably can, but here we are! Happy New Year!

1. TAKE THAT ATHEISTS. 

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2. NO.

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3. I think the important question here is what kind of bread?

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4. Now you can eat anything without worrying about a tummy ache!

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5. Fatherly love. 

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6. Mom's spageggi

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7. *Shivers*

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8. :(

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9. Le married XD

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10. What we can only dream will be our New Years Eve kiss:

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