1. At least it has resulted in a successful tweet.
Fucking dropped him... pic.twitter.com/D86S8duqMk-- Give Me Internet (@GiveMeInternet) January 1, 2018
2. It's true. John Lennon said so.
the beatles 'i want to hold your hand' is the most sadly beautiful portrayal of a man's impossible love for a snake-- John Darby (@mrjohndarby) January 1, 2018
3. We are but strange creatures.
I have a hot house to protect me from the cold outside. Inside my hot house I have a smaller cold house to protect my food from the heat of my hot house.-- Nathan Usher (@thenatewolf) January 2, 2018
4. Also let's not forget: "Wow These Blues Are Making Me Feel Literally Blue as in Depressed!"
Elton John prequel songs:-- Brian Boone (@brianbooone) January 2, 2018
"Air Force Man"
"Someone Save My Life Tonight"
"Funeral Planning for a Friend"
"Extremely Tiny Dancer"
"I Am Standing"
"The Bitch Has Left"
"Candle in the Stillness"
"The Jets, We're One Band and We're All Equal"
5. He's not wrong tho.
Neil DeGrasss Tyson screaming at an Oasis concert that there's no such thing as a Champagne Supernova-- Dan Sheehan (@ItsDanSheehan) January 2, 2018
6. This person deserves a year of misfortune.
Happy new year to everyone except this YouTube channel pic.twitter.com/mfROzGf7rJ-- Tasha!! @ gibe me bloodborne 2 (@tashalej) December 31, 2017
7. Maybe through regular pigeon.
2016: touch my butt and buy me pizza-- eric turtle (@dubstep4dads) January 2, 2018
2017: choke me daddy
2018: just don't even talk to me. don't look at me. communicate with me through carrier pigeon maybe not even that
8. Do it for you. And also kinda for her.
You can do it. I believe in you. It's a fresh start. A new year. Quit smoking. Eat healthier. Kick the bottle. Take your cigarettes, your junk food, your liquor and put them all in a box. Then, take the box and deliver it to my address.-- Samantha Ruddy (@samlymatters) January 1, 2018
So they changed my gate in my layover and I ask the employee what the gate changed too. I showed her my screenshotted ticket and she looked at me strange and just ask me where I was going. I told her and then looked at my phone to realize I was actually showing her this pic.twitter.com/ZvfqV4p4yn-- Jordan ☀👀 (@TheRavenousDyke) December 29, 2017
10. Well friggity diggity, that's a dong!
One time I got so nervous when a guy took off his pants in front of me I said "friggity diggity" please do not rt-- oll (@dulcetry) October 3, 2015
11. 2019 kick it up a notch and actually buy the items.
My new hobby for 2018 is finding the worst thing at the Goodwill and telling my husband I bought it. pic.twitter.com/NGuaw3MwMk-- Geraldine (@everywhereist) January 2, 2018