1. Excuse me flight attendant do you guys serve garlic knots on this flight

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via toptree

2. Toasty toast is fulled toasted

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via weed

3. Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, well not today motherfucker

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via dabmoms

4. Past me is such a goddamn genius

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via Lonely-Stoner_

5. Shit that's right I gotta go find a job

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via hoorogerpodacter94

6. "Yeah, totally"

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via gracekirk

7. Sreally good thanks

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via 1lovejay

8. What a wonderful world this could be 

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via weed

9. How do I stop this crazy thing I need to get off 

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via toptree

10. Anyone else care to remark on the floor?

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via SgtMicky

11. Houston, these hostile creatures are beginning to take notice of me, it's freaking me out man

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via aintloyalhoes

12. Buuuuhhhhhhh

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via Blacksheep1018

13. Gimme druggies now no talkie baby want druggies

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via inquirc