1. "TAKING A BIG SHIT, TAKING A BIG DUMP, TAKING A BIG...TURD!"

2. Tweet of the year.

3. F**k y**, j*rk.

4. Starbucks, please respond.

5. Hate it when that happens.

6. Can't be sensitive to lactose if you don't know it's there.

7. It's like we're there.

8. Truly upsetting.

9. Just another day.

10. These biceps are pure butter, baby.

11. It shouldn't be so difficult.