Shooting family portraits is usually a pretty straight-forward task: photograph the smiling mom and dad while holding their little bundles of joy in front of some scenic background.

Throw in the family pet for good measure and you've got yourself a picture they can hang on the staircase wall. 

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Hey, look, a completely normal looking family being normal. 

Seems like this self-proclaimed photographer may have skipped their lesson in portraiture,  'cause hot damn they got a little over-zealous with the smoothing tool.

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Hello, it is us, The Normal Family we do not want to eat the flesh from your face to gain more power.  

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Not only did they botch this family's genetics with a stroke of a stylus, but this amateur created the world's creepiest synthetic humans. 

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Yes it is Mother and Father. 

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Family Circuits. 

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At least Professional Photographer didn't feel the need to edit the family dogs.