In daily life, we are graced with safety and comforts of the flesh. We, thankfully, are not prone to confrontations with bloodthirsty, curs-ed creatures such as these who seek to devour all we hold dear. Brace yourself, young warriors, for the trials that lay before you will test your courage, strength, and sanity. 

Images and boss names are courtesy of the hilarious people over at r/bossfight.

1. His weakspot is being too good of a boy

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2. In order to defeat Lengthy you must remove his belt, the source of his mighty power

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3. Not even his own potions could save him

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4. Plug your ears, lest you be deaf for the rest of time

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5. He sees all, yet feels nothing

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6. She is impossibly fast on four legs, and impossibly slow on two

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7. Never quite alive, and never quite dead

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8. A quiet protector, until provoked

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9. The clouds will consume you, and then he will

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10. The blade that killed my father...

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11. Fire is your only friend against The Cold One

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12. Mother Nature's vessel for uniting land and sea

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13. If the shockwave doesn't kill you, the hammer will

People Captioned as the Video Game Bosses They Rightfully Are

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