Behold: the dumbest of the dumb. If you ever experience any self-doubt, remember that there are these idiots out there and you'll immediately feel better.

1. Kinda like a light blackish, dark white.

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Tyler1492

2. The craziest part about this post is the $5 tickets.

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Ki-mi

3. "What do they be saying"

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nyninja

4. Not uhhhh, not how it works.

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Dopplesoldner1

5. At least this person realizes their stupidity.

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 I_am_Rude

6. I've got a tip to fix this that would blow this person's mind.

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SlimJones123

7. The larger (dominant) penis envelops the smaller (homing) penis. Obviously.

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Owned

8. "I aint lookin to talk about submarines, jus fuckin'."

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dannymorrison98

9. The Earth is flat and Tide-Pods are a snack. What is happening to us, society?

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 thatgoldenera

10. This person's joke may as well have been wearing camo, too.

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Chandler1924

11. Fear not, he was just parked in the middle of the road going 35 mph somehow.

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gslice