Behold: the dumbest of the dumb. If you ever experience any self-doubt, remember that there are these idiots out there and you'll immediately feel better.
1. Kinda like a light blackish, dark white.
2. The craziest part about this post is the $5 tickets.
3. "What do they be saying"
4. Not uhhhh, not how it works.
5. At least this person realizes their stupidity.
6. I've got a tip to fix this that would blow this person's mind.
7. The larger (dominant) penis envelops the smaller (homing) penis. Obviously.
8. "I aint lookin to talk about submarines, jus fuckin'."
9. The Earth is flat and Tide-Pods are a snack. What is happening to us, society?
10. This person's joke may as well have been wearing camo, too.
11. Fear not, he was just parked in the middle of the road going 35 mph somehow.
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