1. Nothing sets people at ease like seeing omens of their death

2. UH I MEAN

3. That's how you know they're the one

4. This dude just loves himself some very specific situations

5. My answer remains the same

6. This one's gonna knock your socks off

7. Luckily for you hobbits (me) and goblins actually get along really well

8.  Means she's down to experiment

9. Don't act like you weren't gonna piss your pants regardless

10. IF SO THAT IS GOOD THAT IS WHAT I WANT

11. Not everyone can be a badass

12. Abort abort abort

13. I also enjoy...microchips

14. I find it is easier for the both of us if I'm straightforward with you

15. Denny's you've never been on a date in your goddamn life