1. She brought you into this world and she can take you out

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2. 35 people on Amazon took time out of their day to help take a fat shit on you

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3. Damn Super Bowl rings are fat as fuck

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4. Take that you short moron

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5. Look at what you've done to me brother

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6. C'mon now, you set yourself up for that one

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7. As a rule of thumb, anyone who uses #dickaholic must be roasted 

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8. Rn owning Logan Paul is even hotter than eating Tide Pods

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9. Efficient, honestly

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10. Get fucked straight figure skaters wherever you may be

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11. Wee Grizzley

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12. Fuck

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13. Let the record show that you just got fucking owned dude

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