Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
15 Posts For People Who Really F*cking Love Food
January 22, 2018
1. I'm listening....
2. Why must you tempt me Lord
3. Mommmmm don't forget the Zebra Cakessss
4. *drags plate across the table loudly*
5. You'll notice I've also trimmed the crusts for a deconstructed, elegant presentation
6. With uhhhhhh
7. No young one, you've already had more than enough
8. A grave injustice has been committed today
9. Pizza Man: 1, Government: 0
10. Now if you don't mind, it is chicken tendy day
11. Sorry I still have nothing to offer
12. The world can't hurt you if you refuse to live in it
13. Fuck I think we're in a Nordstroms
14. Food tastes good is the thing
15. Power to the people
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.