Very Funny Tweets That Will Brighten Your Day Like a Solar Flare

Hey, you. Yes, you. Take a break from scrolling through Facebook or Instagram and seeing how much fun your friends, family, and co-workers seem to be having. Take a break from the monotony of the workday. Take a break from whatever boring stuff you would otherwise be doing and enjoy some funny tweets. Why? Because you deserve it.

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1. Cops don't want you to know about this loophole, but it's extremely real* (*it is not extremely real)



2. Escaping dad jokes is the one legitimate reason to eat a laundry pod



3. I would like 4 King's Wedges, please.



4. Remember when "internet tough guys" just said they wanted to beat you up, instead of threatening to murder a bunch of people and say Hitler is good? Pepperidge Farm remembers.



5. There is no more blessed comment than Papa Rockwell's.



6. "It's Uber for corn!"



7. Although I do bet Michael Shannon has beautiful, delicate hands.



8. This is some next-level racism.



9. (*pauses to think*) "Holy shit..."



10. Siri is sick of your shy bullshit and is making BIG MOVES, so get used to it.



11. My god - we've all been living a lie...



12. #MotionControlVapeLife



13. This is the most inspiring statement ever.