Get out the milk cuz these burns won't wash down easy.

1. That burn would've melted the ice cream anyways.

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empress_of_pinkskull

2. Her lips did not wanna be associated with her opinions.

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whitewalker_x

3. Do not challenge The Rock. At anything. Even nerdy shit.

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Spacecowboy947

4. And Twitter needs to make it so we can pick our 8 favorite followers!

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quesadillakiller

5. Fake smart people are intolerable.

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rwonderful

6. I like Larry.

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Hdalby33

7. Nah, we'll just stick to our mnemonic tomato measurements.

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pesokakula

8. Oh damn.

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9. Alvin Kamara, a man of many talents.

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VC15_2k

10. Damn, grandma!

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wutang4ever94

11. Slide outta those DMs and into your coffin cuz you're dead now.

A+ Burns That Could Ignite A Forest Fire

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