1. That's what you get for knowing numbers!!!

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2. Hey, its better than having a vagina that looks like a neck

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3. Keanu what happened man

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4. God'em

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5. Your face is a blank canvas friend

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6. Relevant

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7. I completed my program in just four simple books

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8. The own piled on top of a self own, brutal

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9. One Roast Man

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10. You may now rest all night, as you are dead

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