1. Mikes Hard don't mess around.

2. There's police for that?

3. Truly nothing more confusing than Daylight Savings Time.

4. There will be other carts in the store.

5. This makes sense, oddly enough.

6. There, all fixed.

7. My life will never be the same.

8. Which is really saying something considering how tiny he already is.

9. Love this man.

10. Accurate.

11. Yeah VEGANS. Riddle me THAT.

12. It's the law.