1. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing you an elbow was a titty

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2. The question that's plagued scientists for years

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3. Well if this is coming from a "- Expert" I guess I have to

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4. I shall call it Squishy and it shall be mine

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5. You didn't come here for puns, and for that I apologize

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6. Calm as they come

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7. Detachable penis is already a thing

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8. We all need a purpose in this life. Melons too

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9. At least I don't slice people with my tits anymore

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10. Fuck yea. That's more than 6

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11. The seatbelt light is still on 

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12. Respect her boob wishes

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13. Shit sorry Janet

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14. More adorable stuff from Gemma Correll here

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15. She's got ya right where she wants ya now

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16. The eternal balance / the delicate symbiosis

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17. You've been patient. Here's some boobs for real

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