1. It could be any one of us.

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2. Oh man a lil T-Rex tote would be great.

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3. Aaand instantly depressed.

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4. Opportunity missed.

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5. Iiiiinteresting. We're onto you, ladies.

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6. Well, yeah.

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7. But I mean look at that face.

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8. But if women were wiped out, we'd have so much more time for crackin' open cold ones.

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9. I just don't wanna cuddle and pet a lobster. Sorry, ugly-ass lobsters.

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10. Toys coming to life and attacking is far more traumatic than Pixar lets on.

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11. I hear that's coming to the XFL.

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12. Damnit earthquakes, we engraved Rest In Peace and everything!

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