Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
12 F*cked Up Thoughts That Will Make You Laugh
February 7, 2018
1. It could be any one of us.
2. Oh man a lil T-Rex tote would be great.
3. Aaand instantly depressed.
4. Opportunity missed.
5. Iiiiinteresting. We're onto you, ladies.
6. Well, yeah.
7. But I mean look at that face.
8. But if women were wiped out, we'd have so much more time for crackin' open cold ones.
9. I just don't wanna cuddle and pet a lobster. Sorry, ugly-ass lobsters.
10. Toys coming to life and attacking is far more traumatic than Pixar lets on.
11. I hear that's coming to the XFL.
12. Damnit earthquakes, we engraved Rest In Peace and everything!
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.