Sometimes you just gotta set your expectations so depressingly low so you'll never be let down. 

1. I mean, the blobs are still kinda cute?

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UrbanFever

2. And here we'll see a happy little monstrosity.

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BeezyJ

3. They forgot humans have upper bodies, is all.

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isis1231

4. And the real one didn't come covered in a price tag, either!

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skinavish

5. Never trust the broccoli bags. They are 95% stems, 100% lies.

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petrovmendicant

6. I think the muscle man may be into dresses now.

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Cute_penguins

7. Maybe the -91% was referring to the size.

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Dirtydancin27

8. That's one sad smooshed sandwich.

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artophobiac

9. Gimme the rest of my beads you bead thieves!

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ReadSmut

10. That cat is in hell.

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beroemd

11. Fuck it, I'll say it, the one on the right is cuter. Give me the happy smiling santa monkey any day.

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aggadoo