11 Tweets That Will Bring The Smallest Of Smiles To Your Face

Prepare to have your day improved by the smallest of amounts.

1. Thank god she is still alive and well.

oh no! i saw Lady Doritos trending and was worried Lady Doritos died

-- demi adejuyigbe (@electrolemon) February 5, 2018

2. You don't wanna end up in Bad Bit Hell.

*poking my head out the window* Uh, sorry, you're not allowed to make fun of my car, I bought it... pre-owned *a semi-truck perfectly decapitates me and I awake in Good Joke Heaven*

-- Caldwell Tanner (@caldy) February 4, 2018

3. I mean, we don't even really know why.

When we're all dead & gone, aliens will find us & go "It makes sense that they all died because of their own folly but why is there a car in space?"

-- Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) February 8, 2018

4. And this is my boyfriend, Hotdog Water Jimmy.

u know when a straight girl shows u a pic of her bf and u gotta be like "aw :) he's cute" even tho he looks like he smells like hotdog water

-- negasonic teenage forehead (@sawyerdotcom) February 7, 2018

5. This bird is up to no good for sure.

"no, officer, I haven't seen my husband in weeks. yes, I'm terribly worried" pic.twitter.com/Mot2giYC3I

-- the library haunter 🦉 (@SketchesbyBoze) February 7, 2018

6. Sometimes dogs contimplate existence, too.

Woke up this morning to find my dog looking like he just found out about life pic.twitter.com/WA4nyGQaEL

-- Gabriella Paiella (@GMPaiella) February 7, 2018

7. This works too well.

The hottest club is 2018.
It's got everything:
-Kids eating detergent
-Chips, but for ladies
-Rich guys launching cars into space pic.twitter.com/I49eJjHsyc

-- Ana Breton (@missbreton) February 7, 2018

8. Callin' her OUT.

Harry Potter and the Representation I Didn't Actually Bother to Write But Still Want Credit For pic.twitter.com/ggqHL66dqD

-- leader of the underdogs (@davidperrons) February 7, 2018

9. That's just convenient.

I slept with this guy who works at Netflix, which was pretty cool because afterwards he recommended other guys I may also like sleeping with.

-- leah knauer (@LeahKnauer) January 29, 2018

10. That's a nice, delicate boy.

is it a sign that you're raising a delicate boy if he's regularly startled by someone finding the Daily Double

-- jon klassen (@burstofbeaden) February 8, 2018

11. He's got a point.

Look you can't call it "eating ass" and then get mad when I use teeth

-- Hey What's Up It's Eli (@eliyudin) February 3, 2018