Twitter is great for mindlessly scrolling and hoping for a laugh. Well we have removed the hope aspect, because these tweets are pretty much guaranteed to garner a laugh, or at the very least a smile, or at the very least a thought of 'ha.'.

1. ARE HEARTBEATS SUPPOSED TO BE HARD TO TALK OVER?

2. Whoa.

3. Don't sleep and text.

4. It is literally their zone. They are there and they enjoy it. Have fun, friends.

5. And we commend your attempt.

6. Thanks.

7. I'm fucking the raccoon, Cindy.

8. And the Oscar goes to...'Grinding Nemo."

9. Gamestop, you monsters.

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10. Damn, her sleep puns are better than our regulars.

11. Better to be safe than sorry.