1. The reflection of this text takes the italicism right out of it. The FUCK
2. I demand to speak with the programmer of this planet
3. Cold medicine melted and now it's elf shoes, the only explanation is that tiny elves control all of humankind
4. These Dora socks fit A LITTLE TOO PERFECTLY through the holes of the shoes. Dora in the Illuminati, confirmed
5. "Hey dude I think I lost my wallet at your place last night" "Weird I haven't seen it"
6. Aw fuck I didn't realize this penny was magic I want it back
7. Reflection makes it look like this car sells pastries, which I'm taking straight to Shark Tank
8. Now this is the kind of glitch papa can get into. Satisfying
9. The Men of Multitude
10. I don't mind my cup is inverted but I SAID I WANTED PEPSI
11. The Shadow Realm is syncing with reality
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