1. The reflection of this text takes the italicism right out of it. The FUCK

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2. I demand to speak with the programmer of this planet

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3. Cold medicine melted and now it's elf shoes, the only explanation is that tiny elves control all of humankind

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4. These Dora socks fit A LITTLE TOO PERFECTLY through the holes of the shoes. Dora in the Illuminati, confirmed

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5. "Hey dude I think I lost my wallet at your place last night" "Weird I haven't seen it"

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6. Aw fuck I didn't realize this penny was magic I want it back

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7. Reflection makes it look like this car sells pastries, which I'm taking straight to Shark Tank

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8. Now this is the kind of glitch papa can get into. Satisfying

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9. The Men of Multitude

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10. I don't mind my cup is inverted but I SAID I WANTED PEPSIĀ 

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11. The Shadow Realm is syncing with reality

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