Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
12 Roasts Hotter Than The Inside of a Hot Pocket
February 21, 2018
1. It's all in
2. You're acting like it's only one
3. Tfw the years start coming and they don't stop coming
4. Ok David Schwimmer seriously tho that's you right
5. ...The horror...the horror...
6. If you're not it's a waste of God's gift to you
7. He stays on the tour bus during the concerts playing games on his bro's phone
8. Listen as long as everybody sees me smoking them
9. Well I know somebody who isn't going on the Ellen show and getting a years worth of shoes or whatever the fuck
10. And this is
11. Nobody said being this high all the time would be easy
12. Candy might as well be spilling out of her after this one
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.