Some people have trouble filtering topics of conversation and instead choose to spew useless information that make us X out all browser taps and jump out a window. 

The next time you feel the compulsion to share the weight of your left testicle versus your right, remember that the comment section of an animal rescue organization is not the place to do it and also NO ONE ASKED?!

Honestly, keep those weird thoughts inside your strange little brain.  

1. Do you want a medal or...?

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2. Definitely not for this or any other of your birthdays, son. 

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3. Grandma, how could you!

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4. Well, then. 

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5. Feel better after getting that off your chest, buddy?

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6. uhhhhhh oooookie doke. 

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7. Misery loves company but hates cookies. 

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8. Sure ya did. 

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9. Sorry, were you under the impression that I'm a therapist?

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10. Someone takes rejection well. 

People Who Share TMI Even Though Nobody Asked Them To

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