Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
14 Jackasses Who Need to Get the F*ck Outta Here With Their Gloating
February 22, 2018
It's okay to brag every once in a while, especially if you've earned it - like a big promotion that you've been working hard to get or a new car you paid for with the money you've saved.
However, if you're constantly blowing your own horn (and dick) then you're just being incredibly annoying to everyone around you.
1. Then answer is YOU CAN'T.
2. Sometimes I forget how much everyone hates me.
3. The status when YOU'RE LITERALLY THE SECOND COMING OF CHRIST.
4. But will I brag about it? YES. YES I WILL.
6. Yeah you're probably doing it wrong.
7. You keep using that word...
8. It's hard to be a SEX GOD, Lord of the 69.
9. Except I want recognition.
10. Pretty sure you have to audition to be on that show, bud.
11. I'm used to having a 12-pack not a 6-pack :(
12. No one in the history of ever has had a harder 3 days than you.
13. Your teacher is such an ASSHOLE!
14. Hey maybe buy a new wallet with that money?
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.