1. I demand to be buried next to my spouse, who will have a Donkey headstone

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2. I rest my case

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3. Ok yeah, sure your "cousins" shampoo

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4. You gotta be rollin' in some Lord Farquaad money to pull something like this down

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5. LET ME MOURN IN PEACE DAD

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6. The world isn't gonna roll me on my watch

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7. Listen, men buy Shrek XXL dildos too ok

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8. That's actually pretty low for my average

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9. We haven't even reached Shrek in the Swamp Karaoke Dance Party yet

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10. Jesus I only got like 2 shreks of sleep last night

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11. I wrote him in but goddamnit not enough people did it with me

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12. Um yeah...checkmate

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13. HEY NOW

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14. Until Dreamworks gets their shit together and makes a new one, yeah

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