Tumblr is a vast ocean that contains a lot of things: from shipping to yiffing to fandom and politics, they've got a little bit of everything.
That's why it's always impressive when in the midst of all the chaos, there are little golden kernels of brilliance that shine above the rest.
So, if you feel a renewed sense of enlightenment after reading this, then Tumblr is on to something bigger than your average shitpost and we're proud to be a part of whatever weirdness that is.
1. "Go fuck yourself" is mathematically proven.
2. Cats are the ultimate vacuum cleaner and vigilant protectors.
3. IT'S ALL TOO REAL.
4. Willy Wonka is GOD.
5. Somebody once told me that Uptown Funk's gonna give it to ya.
6. Ladies and gentlemen, this is how you do romance.
7. Optimistic fan theories are the best.
8. Nerd alert!
9. Welcome to Walmart, may I suck your blood?
10. Hm, maybe I SHOULD go in there!
11. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE!
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