1. Sorry ma'am this is the industry standard face size

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2. Every good pepperoni pizza should look like a jacked up stoplight

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3. Hey, ya took a Chance and it didn't pay off

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4. Finally, my boy can sleep on top of a boy sleeping on top of a dinosaur

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5. cc: every Airbnb I've ever stayed at

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6. That's what you get for being in a 30 minute fuckin "short" before Coco you piece of shit

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7. Great news is now you have an army to destroy your enemies

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8. NIce these are like the shoes that Kirby wears

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9. But think how fancy a mousepad this could be

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10. Did Zorro make this pizza

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11. Boobs are not allowed in this dress

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12. Isn't an image of what this cup COULD possibly do cooler tho

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